by Thatgrill January 12, 2019

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.
by JustBobS May 16, 2011

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.
"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

by Mooseyface79 October 22, 2011

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.
My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.
2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.
2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.
1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.
2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.
2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.
by RipD May 14, 2008
