postpartum pounds

a condition in which a woman puts on weight after giving birth to a child due especially to overeating and lack of exercise.

After giving birth to her first child, Sara gained postpartum pounds.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010

sond_pond

A funny Tiktoker who broke her foot

Sond_pond broke her foot

by no____ November 1, 2021

fishing in your own pond

Dating people from your decade

Jennifer didn't want to flirt with men her own age, because you're not a cougar anymore when you're fishing in your own pond.

by Cupcake1010 April 21, 2017

5 pounds

one large cum wad

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

depression pond

Coordinates 41.7271928,-73.5305554. This pond is a sad place in New York.

Guy 1: "Hey, where were you yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Oh, I was crying at depression pond."

by RealisticIdiot March 5, 2019

pond

the past tense of "pwned" which is technically already past tense but who cares

LOL pond!!, i poked holes in the end of your condoms when you weren't looking, your a father now

by GoneFeral March 10, 2008

hop the pond

When you transfer your penis from the vagina to the anus.

Man I was beating this girls pussy up real nice, then I decided to hop the pond and it was even better!

by C-Monsta December 2, 2007