That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.
A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.
by AvastMeHearties September 3, 2025
Get the Today-ingmug. When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.
by anonymous May 24, 2024
Get the Stephen hawk-ingmug. When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."
Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."
Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
Get the Water(ing) Hole Politicsmug. Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.
Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:
Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"
Guy 2: "that poor bastard"
Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"
Guy 2: "that poor bastard"
by Jester0FTheM00N August 30, 2024
Get the Donkey Kong-ingmug. by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021
Get the shoe-ingmug. When a person becomes heavily under the influence of alcohol, or can’t control their intake of alcohol, and begins to say and do things that may annoy the people around him or her.
by Adrian Sandoval III October 20, 2023
Get the Chenzo-ingmug. by slayrr March 31, 2022
Get the JD-ingmug.