cock wagon 

a wagon that gladly takes aboard cock / cocks. This insult has two levels, the first being that they are associated with cocks, whilst the second implies that they take on cocks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.

Man1: I would begg it off of anyone, I would even begg it to a cock

Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon

cock wagon by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

Wagel 

after breaking up marijuana to smoke and after smoking it, when one cooks a bagel and is eating it - the bagel smells like marijuana. hence the term, wagel.

dude that fuckin wagel tasted so good

Wagel by wagelmassage September 29, 2007

croach wagon 

1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching

get out of my face you croach wagon

croach wagon by jj January 21, 2005

douche-wagger 

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

douche-wagger by H.W January 25, 2009

Murder Wagon 

A burger van that dispenses food poisoning in a bap. More a critique on the "food" served than the list of criminal services for hire.

"I got a burger from the murder wagon on the way home on Friday. It took me till Wednesday to pop my anus back in."

Murder Wagon by Wibblefishofdoom September 16, 2011

wagos

The male reproduction organ

she was sucking wagos all night long

wagos by Tropical_matt October 21, 2003

Act Your Wage 

A phrase to address those who spend far more money than they really can afford, attempting to seem rich or wealthy.

Walmart Employee: "I just bought this new 65" flat screen and a ps4!"

Upper Class Man: "Act your wage you fool, I'm not going to be stuck paying for your food stamps because you're a dumbass with your money!"

Act Your Wage by Rick_Aterson March 9, 2014