Wagel

after breaking up marijuana to smoke and after smoking it, when one cooks a bagel and is eating it - the bagel smells like marijuana. hence the term, wagel.

dude that fuckin wagel tasted so good

by wagelmassage September 29, 2007

portelli-wagel breakup

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

Bagel In My Wagel

When you have a bagel hidden in your pocket.

Friend 1: Hey man, I'm hungry!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!

by Kelloismyname December 11, 2010

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Wage gap

The wage gap is a real idea of women being paid less simply because of being women. It is a big problem for feminism, however, it actually has roots in intelectual stuff, because

1. Women are paid less because women work less.
2. Women take more time off.
3. Women are less competetive.

As You can see, feminists shoukd stop whining about this.

Woman: I hate the wage gap!
Man: Hey, VSauce, (NAME) here.

by Ayourmomhot January 29, 2022

Wage War

A really cool metal band that originating in Central Florida, Wage War gathers inspiration from several different sub-genres of metal, explaining their wide range of appeal to metal heads everywhere. White Chapel, The Devil Wears Prada, and August Burns Red are just a few of their influences.

Mixing the anger and angst of Hardcore Metal with a positive message of redemption and hope. Wage War has a bright future ahead of them.

The current lineup consists of unclean vocalist Briton Bond, lead guitarist and backing vocalist Seth Blake, rhythm guitarist and clean vocalist Cody Quistad, bass guitarist and backing vocalist Chris Gaylord and drummer and percussionist Stephen Kleusener.

Wage war made 4 albums for nowadays. First "Blueprints" in 2015, "Deadweight" in 2017, "Pressure" in 2019 and "Manic" in 2021

by ZeroNil January 21, 2023

wagecuck

Some shmuck who works at the same dead end job for years whilst living paycheck to paycheck

I've been working at Walmart as a cashier for 3 years now.

Jesus Christ what a wagecuck

by randomshoe December 22, 2015