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Twitter

The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter
I'd lick her twitter.
by tomkak99 October 23, 2010
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Twitter

T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟
by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024
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Twitter

An unholy eldritch amalgamation of humanity's worst "people".
Twitter user: I think the age of consent should be 2 minutes old!
by idk6000 January 1, 2022
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Twitter

Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.
Jimmy: hey, I recently started using Twitter
John: die
by MoistCereal June 18, 2021
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Twitter circle

Where you can be horny in peace
by London berry September 13, 2022
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twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement
That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.
by tjbf55 December 3, 2011
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twitter

discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?
by .muka April 15, 2023
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