twitterversary

The anniversary of you joining twitter!

*Happy 5th Twitterversary*
You joined twitter 5 years ago

by Niknakoh7 April 19, 2014

twitter bot

A moron who creates an anonymous account to hide behind a screen and spread negativity. Also knows as; Boot Licker.

Oh look, a twitter bot! The internet must be so scary that you have to hide behind a fake account!

by 4H2M0 June 25, 2020

Twitterfucker

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.

by snarky texas November 4, 2022

yemeni twitter

clowns and mad hoes always arguing over dumb shitt

Yemeni twitter is just an embarrassment

by omaymahhhh October 26, 2019

twintellect

The tellepathic bond between twins resulting in simultaneously reciting the same thing and/or knowing what the the other twin will say or do.

"Those two have such great twintellect that they almost always think the same thing"

by MrPersp3ctive August 28, 2007

twatterpaited

when you have had a bit too much to drink and you become unnaturally attracted to the opposite sex. Twitterpaited + Twatted

a play on the word "twitterpaited" from Disney's "Bambi" which is a term used to describe the horny behavior of the adolescent animals at spring time.

"Eric was so twatterpaited last night that he woke up this morning with that fugly minger from the bar!"

by Richie Bangkok June 9, 2007

TWATTER

Person, normally of the Male persuasion, whose actions, opinions and verbal diahorrea, deserve a slamming by Chrissie Valentine

Mikki was and probably always be a lazy twatter

Mikki thinks he's right about anything and everything. He's not, he's a twatter.

Mikki says he knows what he's talking about, he doesn't, he's a twatter.

by Chrissie Valentine March 24, 2020