Tommy

The average stoner, who isn't stoned. Dates fatter women, possibly an emo, his favorite jokes and movies will be either sexist, racist, or homosexual; something like "Bruno" or "Andy Dick." Tommy's are usually the perfect target for being "T-Bagged" or giving them the "Dutch Oven."

This sucks, that Tommy invited me to a dinner date to watch some Andy Dick movie; I think I'll try to stay the night and T-Bag his face and leave a nice mushroom stamp.

by Tommy Low Fro December 27, 2010

TommyInnit

A name for a toxic piece of shit who's only jokes are america bad jokes on twitter being a little bitch who won't say this irl plus

TommyInnit: posts something dumb about America

His cult fanbase : OMG so true (while buying Soylent from European countries)

That guy is so distasteful what a TommyInnit

More like Tommytrashit

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs January 29, 2021

tommy toughnuts

One badass muthafucka. It can also be somebody who acts like a toughguy, or dresses like a farmer.

Hey, look at tommy toughnuts over there filling up his duramax diesel.

by tommytoughnuts April 25, 2008

Tommy's penis

Often a very small penis, the owner will usually lie and say it is much bigger than it actually is. Tommy will often pay other people who has seen this penis, to say it is much larger.

Tommy's penis is well huge

by ThisIsMyYard15022002 May 15, 2017

Tokyo Drift

Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.

1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.

B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.

2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.

3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.

by BuzzKillingfield February 28, 2011

tommy

likes to ask girls to make out at random times during movies goodlooking but extremely awkward and frail

he asked me to make out WHAT A TOMMY!!
he pulled a tommy

by mary xoxox im coolx July 11, 2011

Tokyo Sandblaster

When you go down on a girl while having a beard that rubs her inner thighs and vagina raw.

Conan O'brien gave his wife the ole tokyo sandblaster last night.

by Oski2005 November 11, 2010