A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
by Broke Aristocrat January 04, 2025
A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
by StevenMaque1997 April 26, 2024
The best pizza restaurant in the northwest area, located in Beecher, Illinois. It beats any other pizza restaurant in the Chicago area. The previous owner, Tony passed away at the beginning of 2020 and will go down in history. His grandson, Nick, has become the certified owner.
Randy: God damn man I’m feeling some pizza today!
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire
by Pizza_Legend091 October 01, 2020
by Gunpointo November 21, 2021
by DinkyMcdungus November 14, 2022
The most multi-cultural man you will ever meet. He gets the meat sweats and has been the to the Balkans more than you have. Bengali curry is his middle name.
Guy: I'm off to South Africa this summer, can't wait to see the wildlife
Tony Uddin: Ahhh BEAUTIFUL, been to South Africa 24,450 times, love it there.
Guy: oh really?
Tony Uddin: yeah yeah I'm going again after the multi-cultural Bengali curry fest with my servant Nixon
Tony Uddin: Ahhh BEAUTIFUL, been to South Africa 24,450 times, love it there.
Guy: oh really?
Tony Uddin: yeah yeah I'm going again after the multi-cultural Bengali curry fest with my servant Nixon
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
It's a specific way to 69, with the male on bottom and basically just sticking his tongue out while the girl is sucking dick and moving her pussy however she damn well pleases on that tongue
by Pudgy pesiosaur☣️ March 14, 2024