Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

Chateau ghetto

n. A lifestyle or creed defined by dilapidated elegance.
n. An inexpensive and modern quick fix for classy old architecture.

After 75 years of negligence, the Biltmore house had become very chateau ghetto.

Gretchen patched up her copper rain gutter with duct tape a la chataeu ghetto.

by Daedalus6174 December 31, 2012

ghetto in the meadow

the rare opportunity to get off the streets and out the hood. somehow you are blessed with access to a house in the 'suburbs . U bring the fam to to experience this feeling of safety that the streets will never offer . whole gang gang feels like they in sunny meadow dream

bro Dean's parent's are out of town .. we getting ghetto in the meadow toniiight !! #blessup #weout #s'go #lemmeStayintheMeadow

by #Duchess August 2, 2016

ghetto buzzard

A police helicopter.

Damn, I dint sleep cuz dat ghetto buzzard circlin' all night.

by Omar O. Ungh June 8, 2012

ghetto knots

curtains or drapes tied in knots for those who cannot afford or are too lazy to use tiebacks

ghetto knots in his window.....self explanatory

by polysyllableBS January 13, 2009

ghetto juice

In Atlantic Canada, the Scotsburn Fruit Punch, Lemonade, and Peach drinks. Contains about 0.5% juice, and the rest is water and sugar.

Want to go get some ghetto juice? Hell yeah.

by Ethan_2835 April 15, 2017

ghetto plug

When you take a kleenex, tampon or any other absorbent material and shove it up your nose to stop a nose bleed.

Guy 2: the fuck is in your nose?

Guy 1: its a ghetto plug, I got a wicked nose bleed earlier.
Guy 2: that still doesnt give you and excuse to use tampons you Mitch

by frankiedeeee April 23, 2014