Better Nate Than Never

A phrase used to express the exellence of being in the presence of Nate, as oppossed to not being in the presence of Nate at all.

Teacher:"Nathan, You were late to class today."

Nathan:"Well,teacher! I say to you,Better Nate Than Never!"

by spartansean15 May 2, 2006

Wetter than an otters pocket

can't wait to say this XD

Idris: You seem wetter than an otters pocket tonight
Willow:oh my😳
Idris: *cool wink*
Willow: MARRY ME NOW SENPAI

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 6, 2021

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

Faded than a hoe

I only got 3 things to say: FADED THAN
A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE

How do you feel about taking 20 shots?

I’d be FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN HOE, FADED THAN A HOE

by Ballsdeepinyourmomcurlingmytoe December 15, 2022

less than slash three

The literal pronunciation of </3, which is used to demonstrate hate.

I less than slash three you!

I hate you toooo!

by TheTim569 February 18, 2009

safer than heaven

a kick ass group from the cheese rectum of wisconsin...aka...plymouth...with nothing better to bitch about except girls that use them for rides and for an image that theyre "punk"...They sound like abortion hitting the floor...but thats in a good way...This band WILL change music for ever...

"Safer Than Heaven just played another kickass show on only one practice."

"Safer Than Heaven is the greatest band ever."

"Safer Than Heaven gives me such a great image that I'm Punk,"AC and DH

"Love Safer Than Heaven, or DIE"

by Satan for a day October 24, 2004

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018