Teddy Bear Friendzone

This version of the friend zone is just what it sounds like, meaning that a girl (Preferably) is friends with a guy to the point where she only cuddles and tell feelings occasionally but never protrudes the question to engage in sexual intercourse or an intense make-out session.

The Strong Majority of females Teddy Bear Friendzone guys because they want to be able to touch something while they talk about their parents than the wall or a blank Tv.

by Grumpy Gril'la November 20, 2017

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Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something

person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes

by two trucks playing chess August 18, 2021

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Teddy Boy

An extremely emotional and physically soft man. Cries or whines at the drop of a hat, sometimes just to get “mommy’s attention” from their lady friends. Overly emotional.

He was acting like a real Teddy Boy last night. He didn’t stop whining until she gave him attention.

by Dr, Mr, Hey…Beard December 4, 2021

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another name for a beer.

as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.

We picked up some teddys and went to the party.

by j><c January 25, 2006

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