teddies
teddies by nickythicky July 23, 2020
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Teddies
(1) balls. (2) testicles (3) The man juice pouch. (4) If you don't get what it is by now there's no helping you.
Teddies by Harry Chapman June 19, 2006
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Teddies 🧸 • chasing teddies • Bug teddies • Tiny Teddies • tendies • Teddie • Taddies • teddish • teddie bear • teddiebestboy
chasing teddies
chasing teddies by Teddy Chaser November 16, 2017
Tiny Teddies
A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!
*Pack does not pop open.
Mmmmm!
*Pack does not pop open.
Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"
Tiny Teddies by Ivelostmymind March 20, 2007
Bug teddies
Bug teddies by four20lady May 28, 2021
Chicken tendies
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Chicken tendies by Gritzy July 19, 2018