1st and turtle 

The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.

i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!

1st and turtle by 3k racer May 6, 2005

peeking turtle 

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003

the Turtle 

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.

The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.

the Turtle by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008

mud for my turtle 

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

mud for my turtle by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009

Horse Turtle 

Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.

the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.

Horse Turtle by BBrown08 April 3, 2009

tardy the turtle 

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)

"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle

tardy the turtle by brybry123458 October 6, 2005

3 headed turtle 

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

3 headed turtle by e873 December 3, 2009