santanism

Santanists believe that they impersonated Santa Claus or his wife. This can lead to serious problems like bad clothing and overgrown beards.

It seems like he is infected with santanism

by Nicklebrand Furry June 14, 2018

Santa

Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”

by ripitclol May 11, 2018

Santa

Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!

P.S: He is a perv

Kid: Daddy, is santa real?

Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!

Kid: *Triggered*

by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 8, 2018

SANTA FE HOTRAIL

when you getting head and you pull your dick out cover her mouth and then shoot it up her nose forcing her to take a breath and swallow.

Dude, Judy is a real trooper. She gives the best head and I Santa fe hotrailed her last night. Right up her nose. SWALLOWED ALL OF IT. That's taking one for the team

by Polar Pop Princess August 21, 2018

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018

Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.

The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018