speed denial

Using call blocker to keep someone from reaching you by phone.

She's really been bugging me lately. She called so often I had to put her on speed denial.

by YahooGuru2u June 11, 2008

Speed

Kassidy’s wee little legs

She had some speed

by urmadrex2 February 18, 2022

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

speed worm

An infant that won't stop squirming and wiggling to get where they want to go.

Baby Nina is a savage and won't stop trying to get across the floor. She's a speed worm.

by Jfeet August 9, 2021

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

web speed

Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.

i made this up but it sounds smart?

by darthjesus June 29, 2004

Aging at the speed of white

A phrase to exemplify the bad and slow nature of white people not learning, developing, evolving, or improving. (It could also mean that white people tend to age faster physically)

You need to stop aging at the speed of white you racist POS!

Welp..... society is just aging at the speed of white...

You're not looking so good... aging at the speed of white.

by LingDanc803 October 19, 2023