Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.

Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

creepy socks

Socks that creep down your legs.

While walking you can feel the sock slowly creeping down your legs. Hence the term creepy socks.

by svdmailf December 15, 2013

Party socks

Type of socks usually with red or blue stripes on top of tube socks 2 or 3 stripes. Used as a derogatory term. May no longer be relivant as this was a negative term in 1980's - 1990's in the eastern united states'.

Party socks "where's the party at". Party meaning you have party socks on.

by Signal333 June 2, 2021

jello socks

Whear you stick jello in ones socks to make them mois, and the jello water

Kim got knocked it at a party and someone gave her jello socks

by The jello socker July 1, 2018

The wrong socks

When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day

Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks

by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020

Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.

Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.

by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020

Sock people

People that should have been blown into their daddy’s sock. Less desirable mentally and physically. Very socially awkward. Always looking for a deal or something for free.

The sock people that come into the bowling center need to find a new hobby.

by Bowling king August 23, 2021