Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.

Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!

by Duderanch81 May 7, 2015

poontang smacker

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

by Really tan shiba inu July 5, 2015

Tennessee Smoker

Same as a "cleveland steamer", but lit on fire

She got 2nd degree burns on her chest after yah boy dropped the Tennessee Smoker on her.

by Captive One July 26, 2015

Belly smackers

Ladies underwear that rises above the waist to the belly. In the Bridget Jones style.

Julie: What was that noise it sounded like someone just fired a trebuchet.
Stephen: No it was just aunty Doris putting on her belly smackers.

by Sleekwalrus September 1, 2015

Walker Shocker

When a girl stickes her fingers up a guys bum hole

Coffee likes it when he gets the Walker shocker

by Windham maine March 11, 2016

permanant shocker

When everything that happens to you in day to day life is an absolute shocker.

'You've had an absolute shocker' There for the the term permanant shocker or (perma shock)

by Luke Manley March 17, 2016