after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
by threefingers June 26, 2021
When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
by threefingers June 26, 2021
The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.
by MF1212 August 07, 2017
by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019
When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
by Reedski December 07, 2021
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy
by Keegstone August 21, 2017
Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
by Heating Shower Water... October 08, 2019