Do him please

A phrase many african americans use when referring to making someone else look silly while playing sports or competing.

Jamal- That white kid can barely even dribble

Tavon- I'll go out there and play him

Jamal- Do him please

by Yaboyfromthestoy June 28, 2010

Cake, please

Phrase:
1. To display the simplicity of an act by demanding cake, instead of using the idiom "easy as cake", itself which is a bastardization of "easy as pie"

1. "I'm going to take that ball, run down field, and be like, "cake, please!"

by TKOtheKDR September 1, 2007

pleasantly plump

A euphemism generally, but not solely, reserved for fat women. The term allows overweight people to go on with their daily lives while ignoring the fact that they are unnaturally fat. Often used as a description in personal ads by obese women.

"On Craiglist she described herself as pleasantly plump, but she was actually just a great big fat person."

by dick b January 6, 2007

Nigga Please!

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!

Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!

by xXJoseXx February 11, 2007

Pleasant Fiction

One who strive's their whole lives to become something that they are not; Preacher, Bishop, Cop, the asshole that's going to submit this or not....With the exception of a jiggaboo

For world to say "Urban Dictionary" emplyee's are the most kind and nonjudgemental people, would be a pleasant fiction for those fuck's.

by imabus February 25, 2010

Pills and Pleasure

The all time BEST book ever written on bebo.

It has emo, drugs, fights and a LOT of gay sex.

It.
Rawks.

And is written by the amazing callie-rose.

go forth and seek it!!!
Its brill-ee-ont

Robyn : I read your book on bebo sarah. Tis rawkin!
Me : You should read Pills and Pleasure. It makes mine seem like utter crap.

by Pills[&]Pleasure F R E A K December 3, 2007

plead the fifth

To withhold all information concerning one's actions while in a state of complete intoxication (similar to that which one would be in after consuming a fifth of liquor). Such withholding is an effort to protect one's reputation, but also could be due to the fact that the individual simply drank too much to remember what happened during the time in question.

Dan: "Dude, did you *seriously* hook up with Sandra last night? I thought you hated that bitch."

Steve: "I can't even remember what happened after we left the bar. I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on that one."

by Ti-na-na-na September 11, 2007