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Period

The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.
Bitch let my genitals go
Period:No bitch you haven’t had kids this is your punishment
by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019
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Man Period

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.
“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”

“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
by Papaduck January 6, 2019
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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
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Period Couple

a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.
Yo, Sarah and Timmy are a period couple!
by Fuck yes May 21, 2015
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Period Bubble

When a woman has the flu, snot bubbles may occur, period bubbles, may also occur. A period bubble is when a red balloon emerges out of yer fanny while simultaneously having a cold and on your period.
Little girl: "Mommy! I just got my first period bubble (:!"
Mommy: "You are a period bubble."
by ToffeeAppleTaker69 November 2, 2019
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period puta

1:yo erica was talkin bout you
2:she’s irrelevant
1:period puta
by roachatishamoniquashanika June 14, 2019
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