Neck

When two people hug and kiss each other's on the neck

Jake : Mmm! I love when you wear your hair up it makes it eaiser to Neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Hey Craig what's with the boner?
Craig : Oh I was just watching Jake & Kiersten Neck!
Chad : Oh La La!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna Neck?
Chad : No Thanks! I would rather dick!
Steve : Ohhh! Is that where we hug and rub our dicks together?
Chad : You Bet!
Chad : Oh Steve I love when you shave your pubes it makes it eaiser when we dick!
Steve : Oh Chad your making me cum!
Craig : And just like that my boner is gone!

by SlopNChop June 6, 2018

pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005

pearl necklace

The art of blowing your load around someone’s neck to simulate a pearl necklace.

Sanjaya loves his new fabulous pearl necklace.

by Ryan_Seacrest May 3, 2007

neck foot

a foot that comes out from the neck

Alec: That rob is pretty sneaky. Almost ninja like!
Lou: Well yeah...he does have a neck foot that he can crawl around on.
Hot Chick: Yeah and he is super sexy!! Do you think he would ever pork me?!
Alec: Probly not...his heart belongs to no one. But i agree, he is super sexy.
Scott: Big bad sexy robbie!!
Robbie: Yeah buddy!!!
Alyssa: I'm ok!
Tanner: I feel like chocolate cake..
Robbie: Really? You FEEL like chocolate cake...thats weird.
Lou: My hands smell like vaginas...or pickles.
Jill: Louie, can i poop on your car?
Lou: Jill! You dont have to ask!!
Robbie: Im done. See ya. Outta here.

by Rammer Schlanker December 1, 2009

neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.

Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.

by Jo Jo Wordsmith December 16, 2011

neck box

The location between a girls chin and esophagus. Usually used for head activities.

Krista Hight I heard you threw your neck box out after too much head?

by Neckbox February 12, 2017

v neck shorts

When a fat person wears shorts that are too small causing them to be higher in the crotch area, and longer toward the outside of the thighs. It looks like an upside down v.

I think I'm going to puke, I think I just saw some hair coming from her v neck shorts.

by oldlizard132 July 29, 2010