Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010

Beat of the muff

The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.

To the beat of the muff. Muff. To the beat of the muff. Muff muff.

by Two Headed Boy November 30, 2005

Muffbag

1. A bag of muff.
2. Bryan F.
3. Reffering to muff-monger.

Bryan:Ur a pussy
Me: Shut up muff bag

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Muffed

To completely screw up or to fail miserably.
Essentially another form of "messed up".

Dude, you totally Muffed out with your girl.

My man, you're totally Muffing Out right now.

by IHaveASmallPP August 13, 2018

Ya muffed it

Said in accordance with complete and utter failure.

'Well you see what I was trying to..' 'Ya muffed it.'

by Alejandro Trebeck November 1, 2012

tangoly muffens

mango flavored muffins

yo i like these overrated tangoly muffens!

by BottomDop February 20, 2022