beer muffs

When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.

Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.

by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023

Muff

The meaty part of the vagina.

The flabby parts of the vaginal wall that flap around during sex. It could arouse you or it could make you feel disturbed. This is the Muff.

by PeePeeSucker+analLover69 July 8, 2016

MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.

Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.

by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019

snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody

I can't wait to snuff muff :)

by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016

tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018