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Mickey Mouse

When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".
Gabriella is super confused because I pulled a mickey mouse on her last night.
by Mr. Russell April 15, 2023
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12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34
by GiantVixen April 27, 2023
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Mouse Brain

Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*
by Warrior cat April 30, 2023
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Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
by Cody5050 May 3, 2023
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Mickey Mouse

A mouse at Disneyland whom is made for children. He is also mentioned in cartoons and shows. He’s known for is funny and friendly personality.
I can’t wait to see Mickey Mouse at Disneyland!” Squealed Ari.
by MickehMouse1038 May 4, 2023
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mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys
by mkunga May 4, 2023
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Quiet like a mouse underneath a scab

A famous Slovakian saying. It means, 'to be very quiet'
When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.
by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023
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