Liberal

Some one who belives that you should be ashamed of being a majority like being white and/or christian. Also someone who is open to all ideas that agree whith there own and shuts down all argument by calling the opposing side racist, sexist, or homophobic

Hey you know Jim? I invited him to a cook out and he yelled "MEAT IS MURDUR! YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR KILLING DEFENCLESS ANIMALS!" He is such a liberal

by Enter name here September 29, 2015

Liberal

A dumbass millenial who think people who actually work and know how to use their brain should pay for them.

“Trump is nazi” said the dumb ass liberal wait isn’t he the only one who wanted to support funding for Israel?

by Soccer mom 12354 September 2, 2017

libergenda

A term meaning conspiracy that causes an overtly irrational fear of humanistic advancement. However, no such conspiracy actually exist.

The resulting irrational behavior effects roughly 25% of a given population, with the majority of those being conservatively minded. When excessive exposure to the term is imminent, those susceptible to its effects can protect themselves with the application of a tin foil cranial barrier, rubber boots and a safety pin, (American made boots provide better protection). Under certain circumstances no protection can be afforded resulting in a condition known as libergenditis. A list of those that may be susceptible follows.

If you engage in, are a member of or can answer yes to at least three questions on the following list, you are susceptible and may be at risk of contracting libergenditis. Be sure to answer truthfully, as the computer will know if you are lying or not. If you are not sure, check with the pastor of your local parish, return and then continue. If you are still not sure, skip to the next question:

1. NRA
2. Tea Party
3. Republican
4. Do you watch Fox News?
5. Do you have home-schooled child/children?
6. Have you attended a town hall meeting?
7. Do you know what the 700 club is?
8. Is Chuck Norris awesome?
9. Is McGuyver Awesome?
9. Dolly Pardon, Daisy Duke or Pamala Anderson?
(For question 9. Circle Yes or No, a grease pencil will suffice. Warning: Do Not Use A Sharpie!)
10. Do you now or have you ever attended church during a weekday?
11. Were the words used in this definition of the word libergenda too engaging for you?
12. Did you not understand the above question?
13. Is the number thirteen bad?
14. Beyond reproach, Glen Beck?
15. Beyond reproach, Rush Limbaugh?

Jimbo: "Jeff, whatfer I cant come to them meet'ns in town?"

Jefferson: "I done told you Jimbo... the pastor's gonna be goin over them folks 'libergenda' and them word is to big fer you to undestand.

Jimbo: "auh shucks almignty!"

by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011

Liberia

A feeling of boredom after having sex. You usually fall asleep.

Dude, I felt all Liberia after that night with Rachael. She became so mad!

by J-Glass December 18, 2005

Liberal

A liberal is a member of a political party who is into cuckolding, per-se white people who enjoy watching their snow-bunny wife's get pounded by hard black weens.

"Did you hear? Once Rob became a liberal he invited a group of tar babies over to pound his wife since he can't satisfy her!"

by TheGreatPhilosopher December 29, 2014

liberal

great legends in their own minds

Hillary Clinton, Barry Soetoro , Harry Reid, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumers are a few examples of liberals

by angrydan55 March 27, 2017

Liberal

An idiot who is unaware that straight, cisgender white people really exist. Also known as "social justice warrior" or a sjw

Person 1: Did you know that Stephen King is a liberal?
Person 2: Well shit, he must be gay.

by Crythlex October 3, 2017