lagophobia

Being afraid of having lag in a videogame.
(slow computer)

He is afraid of having lag, he must have lagophobia!

by Juuster May 18, 2016

laggiest

When something is so slow you need to defy grammar

That Call of Duty game i just played was the laggiest game I have ever played.

by Cooldaks October 11, 2016

Lagrange

LaGrange is a city in Georgia about eight miles from Atlanta. It is a hot bubbly stink fuck skid mark of the south. Most people are on meth and percocets, and the others are alcoholics getting date raped in college. It’s amazing that anyone there even knows how to tie a fucking shoe.

Yeah man I know where to get some real mediocre meth in Lagrange

by Engaginglylost May 15, 2018

Lage

The feeling that you get when you go to the fridge and find out that the food you had been saving from the night before for yourself is not there. That kung pao chicken that you had purposely ate half of to save for the next day has disappeared. The pizza that you had hidden behind all the food in the fridge to conceal from your pesky little sibling is now no longer there. The food that you had waited all day and rushed home to eat no longer exists. Anger burns through your body at the thought of the horrible, evil fiend who had taken what was rightfully yours. You feel frustration and rage start to rise. You are becoming more and more enraged as you hear your stomach start to growl, craving for the food that you thought you once had but now no longer do. The only thought running through your mind is vengeance. You are experiencing lage.

Tom is feeling lage because he couldn't find his leftovers from the night before.

by uhteekuh August 29, 2018

Yosef Lagardera

Yosef Lagardera is a wise man who understands anyone from the inside.

He’s very good with business and creative.
Yosef Lagardera loves to travel, experience new things and always goes for a good wine when dining out.
He knows how to make you laugh and how to please you at any moment.

Yosef Lagardera is the man who can solve any issues.

Yosef Lagardera is my twin flame

by Habiti_אהובי December 18, 2021

James Boags Premium Lager

Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.

NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.

Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.

by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011

Coon Lagoon

A word used to describe a situation. Can also be used to describe a gathering of a large amount of ethnic minorities.

Tom - blimey shaun, there's some new faces in the Asian Invasion today
Shaun - actually Tom, i believe it's widely accepted that it is called the Coon Lagoon
Tom - by Jove, i've made a fool of myself, thank you for correcting me Shaun
Shaun - it's quite alright. dont let it happen again.

by Technicolour-Rascal March 23, 2009