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Slow Nut Kick 

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"
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scissor kick 

The most explosive attack ever, excluding Chuck Norris' round house. Used in the movie Talledega Nights. When someone is bending over you pcik one leg up and as you put it down you bring the other one up & over someone's head before hitting them with your leg on the way down.
Shut up chip.

Im'a scissor kick you in the back of the head!
scissor kick by strue14 November 9, 2007

808 Kick 

A bassy Kick sound from the Roland 808 Drum Kit, known for its tremendous low-end and sub-woofer-rocking frequencies. Often used in dirty south/crunk music (See: Lil' Jon)
Neighbors could hear that bass from a block away when you played that 808 Kick.
808 Kick by dBs Sound April 21, 2008

donger kick 

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..
<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!
donger kick by Mike March 6, 2005

hormone kick 

When you really want to make out, ect. Usually involves butterflies and other things of that nature.
When Harry met Sally, he got a huge hormone kick!
hormone kick by Hannah Morgan November 5, 2006

Punch-Kick

A Punch-Kick is a long forgotten form of physical assault which originated in Ireland in the early 21st century. A young master of Irish Kung-Fu known as Emmet Furey one day fused the "kick" and "punch" moves which have been popularized by the lesser-known sports of "Boxing" and "Kick-Boxing" into one fluid, yet potent attack. By extending the leg and arm of the same side of your body, an assailant can deliver a crunching blow that is nigh-on impossible to block. See also, Double Punch-Kick
Victim: Hi Emmet, I noticed you were accidentally called Emma today. Sucks to be you
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*

OR

Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?
Punch-Kick by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008