JellyJoeHoe

A Jealous female hoe

"You're a hoe"
"Please stop being a JellyJoeHoe

by AJellyjoehoe January 27, 2023

jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.

Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Jellyfish Sting

When you have a dip of salt in your mouth to alleviate a kanker-sore and you spit it into someone’s mouth while kissing them.

My mouth was hurting so bad but Amanda wanted to make out so I gave her a jellyfish sting.

by Waxmann September 29, 2023

jelly roll blues

A woman who is horny and wants a good hard screwing has the “jelly roll blues”. The jelly roll is the vagina and it has the blues for some satisfaction.

Girlfriend- “I’ve had a serious case of the jelly roll blues since my boyfriend has been out of town. I can’t wait until he gets back and gives my pussy the attention it deserves.”

by Chungous October 17, 2023

shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler

The act of a male taking blue or orange jelly or jello then masturbating often resulting in sticky hands and or sticky penises and balls

Not to be confused with jello tubber

Mah bitch Alice wasn't close so I had to do the Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler and my balls and penis are sticky now

by dat stupid nigga February 5, 2014