jack bauer 

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever

"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"

jack bauer by 24 owns TV May 13, 2005

Jack Bauer 

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.

No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.

Jack Bauer by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

night jackal 

One who lurks around in chat rooms who is actually a teenager, but by bad luck chose a name that makes him/her seem like a pedophile to the rest of the room and ends up getting kicked out.

Night jackal has entered the room!
Night jackal: Hey guys!
Night jackal has been booted from the room.

night jackal by greenday2011 November 15, 2009

jackable 

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

jackable by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

jackage 

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

jackage by jacks offten December 27, 2007

Jack Bauer 

1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.

1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer by specs92 April 9, 2009

hill jack 

1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister

honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.

hill jack by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004