cereal face

Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.

Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.

Tony got a cereal face for felching the sheriff's daughter behind the dumpster at Red Lobster.

by ectofunky August 18, 2011

Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 3, 2011

Numark Face

The face someone makes when they have to use Numark gear.

1. That equipment sucks. Look at that dj's Numark Face.

2. The dj saw the mixer he has to use for tonight. He looked at the crowd and gave the Numark Face.

by Ganja House June 13, 2010

Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

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by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015

Shottie face

The facial expression made immediately after a harsh hit from weed.

Check the shottieface - he looks like a rat.

by Bxa cRu July 6, 2003

mozzy face

A vagina (according to this wierd play i'm doing).

You are a mozzy face

by Steve Graham October 3, 2003