Indian Fartingson

noun (farting indian)

An indian coontard that failed to many exams and releases a hazardous shart from his/her ass crevice. This fart will kill anyone behind the indian and can even flip over cars. Eventhough the indian shitter might not notice this foolish behavior, he is being noticed by thousands of inhalers across the nation. Once the farticles are released and peoples life's are out in danger, it is a concern of the government.

These type of Indians also have the power to turn their crusty ass into a vacuum and suck anything of large mass into it. This is their defense when they encounter police.

That indian fartingson put my family in danger.

I ate to much rava dosa yesterday so I must shart over a bitches tittingsons.

AYE, next time you shart next to me, I will fartingson and blow up your village.

by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016

Indian fix

To assemble scraps or random items together to fix a problem.

I didn't have a bandaid so i used some tape and a sheet of toilet paper to wrap my finger; just a quick indian fix while hiking

by Giuseppe and Louis June 25, 2017

Indian Steamroll

When an Indian male's (likely a Patel) extended family comes together to pressure him to marry a girl.

Young Patel:"Bro, my uncles from New Jersey and California showed up."

Friend: "Did you know they were coming?"
Young Patel:"Nah, bro.. it was a total Indian Steamroll."

by John Lee Hookem July 31, 2017

indian submarine

When you call a support call center, and you can't understand what they're saying so you shove the phone up your ass and fart loudly to see how they feel.

I tried to fix my computer yesterday and couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying, so I gave myself an Indian submarine.

by Dickcheeseforrabbits August 13, 2017

indian pancake

When you put syrup on your dick and have your girl suck it and then drop your balls on her face.

I had an indian pancake last night with my man , needless to say it got pretty sticky!

by becook December 9, 2017

indian fire

small fire using minimal fuels to fulfill the fires purpose

I don't want to get more wood, so only build an Indian fire

by craigtime January 13, 2018

Indiana popper

A person who does not binge watch Stranger Things. For the definition of a person who does not watch Stranger things whatsoever, see definition for Indiana plopper.

I want to like the guy, but I think he is an Indiana Popper.

by Rolin Olin January 30, 2018