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fucking guy

someone who got lucky, or someone who is so arrogant or stupid that you can't believe how successful he is.
usually used amongst friends, but can be used on a person who you can't believe is such an asshole, but you don't want to show too much disrespect.
1.look at this fucking guy, he just won 10,000 bucks in the lotto.

2."yo, i just got my dick sucked for 3 hours last nite, haha!"
"you fucking guy! how do you always get these bitches and i dont?"
by scottie k January 6, 2008
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iPhone Guy

The guy who owns an iPhone and wants everyone to know. For him, it's a status symbol that he can afford a $150 phone. Whenever anyone asks a question to which the answer is unclear, always responds "let me check my iPhone."

The hallmark of an iPhone Guy is referring to his phone as an iPhone at every opportunity.
-After losing his phone
iPhone Guy: "Hey, have you seen my iPhone?"

-Showing a picture to friends
iPhone Guy: "I took this picture on my iPhone, doesn't it look great?"

-On a disputed fact
iPhone Guy: "Hey, I have my iPhone right here, let me check Wikipedia!"
by jobssucksballs January 13, 2009
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Brown Guy

Brown Guy is god. He pops up when you least expect it in pictures with hot women. He is most often seen with a box of condoms, a water bottle with Kool-Aid in it, and a white shirt with the writing 'The Brown Guy is fucking!'

Brown Guy is everyone.
by Brown Guy December 28, 2007
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I wanna be the guy

The most ridiculously difficult video game in the (known) universe.

Honestly if you find one harder than this please contact me because goddamn.
I wanna be the guy can be downloaded for free by typing it into google.
by why the hell do I need a name February 14, 2009
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Facebook Tough Guy

A person that talks trash to another person on facebook despite being much smaller than the person he is trash talking.
Dan: Looks like Timmy isn't going to fight John.

Adam: Yeah, turns out he's just a Facebook Tough Guy.
by DoubleBeetnick January 10, 2009
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Fall Guy

A person that takes all the blame for something when it goes wrong
Henry is our fall guy
by GiovanniRomero February 19, 2015
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Not gay guy

A man who is CLEARLY homosexual, but won't come out of the closet
"dude, you're so gay"
"I AM NOT*voice cracks* GAY!!"

"ok!ok!" *mumbles* not gay guy...
by datenshi09 November 3, 2010
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