The Goon Goblin

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.

Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck

by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024

sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

Jit Goblin

A member of the ski group / cultural movement group called "Jiddism"

Yeah man, I'm a Jit goblin!

by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023

Little flying goblin

When the anal tissue is stretched to wing-like proportions due to excessive anal intercourse

Is that a sugar glider?

Nah, that's just Stein being a little flying goblin

by Goblin King 69 August 12, 2022

loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).

God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!

by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023