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flicker goon

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds
by hxrlem May 22, 2024
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flickergooning

Flickergooning is the act of beating your meat in a way of where you exert a punching force; like a punching bag to your meat for sexual pleasure.
Person 1: I can goon for 8 hours straight
Person 2: I can flickergoon for 7 seconds
Person 1: no fucking way that’s impossible
Person 2: the act of flickergooning is not for weaklings like you
by EruditeSpawn May 22, 2024
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flickergoon

gooning so fast it’s invisible to the naked eye (kinda like how krillin felt when he was watching goku and frieza fight)
After gooning and retaining my edge streak for days on end . . . Spawning from multiple impromptu binding vows . . . I have achieved a new form perfect for flickergooning !
by superdupergooper May 22, 2024
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flicker gooning

A Dark Gooner technique; a state in which one goons so hard after a long period of edging (typically one week, but a Dark Gooner can go even further) that their eyes begin to flicker into the head.
Matthew: Hey, have you ever attained the state of 'flicker gooning'?
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.
by goon-scholar May 22, 2024
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flickergooning

The act of excessive masturbation with the television remote stuffed in your rectum
“Bill and I will be flickergooning together on Sunday afternoon
by AdolfGooner May 22, 2024
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flickergoon

Flickergooning is the act of gooning, but instead of being over the course of a long period of time, you masterbate as hard, violent, and fast as possible to achieve the satisfaction of gooning in a shorter time period. These shortened version of the activity are often done in shorter sessions, and can often be back to back. Possibly even allowing for a flickergoon gooning session.
"Bro you get your goon session in last night?"
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."
by gaping horror May 23, 2024
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Flicker gooning

Flicker gooning refers to the act of gooning (masturbating) at extreme, almost Olympian speeds to experience an orgasm as quick as possible.
My longest flicker gooning session was 7 seconds!
by flicker gooner 76 May 23, 2024
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