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A 'Flag' is a proverbial claim made by a male when he has had sexual interactions in a particular way with a female and that female has not had or experienced that particular act/position before with any other male.
Man, that dude is going to struggle to place flags on El, we boned in every way, shape and form possible.

Man, that guy is going to have to stoop to some borderline degenerate actions to claim flags on that girl.

I feel good man, I have totally flagged that girl. short of cumming in her ear while fingering her ass.. he is gonna struggle to lay flags.
Flags by Themanwhoflagged February 16, 2013

Flagstone 

The actual place that most parents refer to when they tell their kids that their pet went to "doggy heaven" or "kitty heaven". Upon arrival, pets are ushered into a room, where they get to view the film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" (especially exciting for the goldfish). Afterwards, they are all fed (directly from the table, of course - this IS a form of pet heaven) and given clothes (if they are NOT a dog - dogs have their clothes taken away, because they HATE those things - remember that pet owners - they are already wearing their own sweater). From their, they are all given a proper perch so that they may watch over their former owners and guide them through the rest of their lives. Just something to remember next time you choose to beat your dog just before going into surgery. Of course, you should continue to choke your chicken and spank your monkey prior to surgery, but those are givens (well, takens).
Kid: Mommy, what happened to Sprinkles?

Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.

Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.

Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.

Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.

Mom: Drink your barium dear.

Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!
Flagstone by Flagged Stone February 5, 2010

Flap Stack 

The act of two guys double penetrating a girl by having the girl sitting face forward on one guy (reverse cow girl anal style) and being vaginally penetrated by the other guy facing her.
Michael and Cory totally flap stacked that girl from their acting class.
Flap Stack by giraffeafrass October 11, 2010

flap jacks 

extremely loose genitals that flap around every direction.
dude: wow, you got flap jacks

chick: i had 4 kids, and 2 of them were fat ass babys, what do you expect

dude:(silence).....
flap jacks by abogie June 21, 2011

Flap Jacking 

Jacking off onto pancakes and then eating it
"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"

"I did a little flap jacking"

"deeeeeelicious"
Flap Jacking by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

mud flap 

The huge folds of skin near a fat girl's vagina.
I couldn't find her clit b/c of her huge mud flaps.
mud flap by digoldong December 19, 2007