Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.

"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game

by Solpiercer August 21, 2013

walkin facial

a person who willingly walks around with cum on their face after recieving a facial before cleaning themselves up.

Girl: hi guys
Guy: well looks like someone is sporting the "walkin facial". Why not clean up first before leaving.
Girl: cuz I like how cumm feels on my face!

by Gaius Julius ceasar September 30, 2013

Bogan Fact

Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.

A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.

Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.

Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.

Bogan 1: For real

Bogan 2: Too right

Bogan 1: Deadset

Bogan 2: Bloody oath

Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.

by Caliban78 February 4, 2014

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.

Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!

by The_Russiann January 12, 2016