butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022

Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

somebody call a doctor

Somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Pulling a Donato

Appearing busy whilst doing nothing that is productive or measurable.

Jeff: "Hi Bill, where have you been?"

Bill: "Pulling a Donato dude, I've been building a clock out of egg timers"

Jeff: "What a good idea"

by BoatyInTheYard February 14, 2024

Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Get behind me doctor!

The sexual interaction of 2 homosexuals in the game Team Fortress 2 such as Russian soldier in the "Gravel War" Misha or Heavy or the German Medical Assistance Dr. Ludwig or Medic.

"Get behind me doctor!" "Ja!"

by darnitpeoplewhoalreadyusedname February 9, 2026