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Date mate

Someone you're not in a relationship with but you act like you are. Often times the guy prefers video games and watching netflix over the girl and makes her feel unwanted. Can be a relationship status in itself without the extra baggage of saying girlfriend or boyfriend.
Susy: We really like each other but he hasn't asked me out. He probably never will so I just call him my date mate, and it rhymes!
by Realathlete September 29, 2014
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Blind Date

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.
Hey Marie - how about we try a blind date?
by Panther13 April 23, 2009
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Double dated

A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.
It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....
by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015
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Dream Date

by DP November 7, 2003
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Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.
My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch
by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004
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Double Date

When a male gently rests his testicles between a females breasts.
"Hey where were you last night?"
"Sorry I couldn't make it I was busy doing a Double Date with my girl.
by cmshinyman November 8, 2020
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A 4 member r&b group whose front man is a dirty, smelly Armenian who drives a barretta. The band's name was conceived after a near death experiance in a pt cruiser.
Did you hear that scotty g and his date rape trio died in a car crash in fort Wayne?
by Scott Garabedian October 15, 2006
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