Divatized

When someone behaves like a diva without proper crudentials or record sales.

"Oh, look at that cute yorkie with her doggie fur coat on, she has been divatized!"

by D.White August 7, 2012

Diet Coke Head

A “Diet Coke Head” is a person that identifies as a “Crackhead” but is just a bad person that thinks their funny and “quirky” when really they’re really just a normal person that tries so hard to be different.

“ Emily is such A Diet Coke Head!”
“I don’t like him, he’s a Diet Coke Head.”

by MeanGirl007 June 18, 2020

Dietrich

A self absorbing cocky arrogant liar delusion mental crack case a dummy and idiot a mind fuck of a person

Or yk Dietrich he dunce and does lie bad

Yh heself

by Ihatealldietrichs November 23, 2021

Shum Dive

To dive in a big pool of shum (cum fallin from the anus after sex)

Matt:"hey, did you here greg did a wicked shum dive after filling rosanne, was awesome."

by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009

Men's Dive team

A bunch a queers that shower together naked and have gay anal sex on a diving board

Dont talk to him he is on the Men's dive team

by Biggiecheeze69 February 23, 2018

Dolphin Dive

A dolphin dive is a patented sex move invented by Lapz at Laurentian University. The move occurs when a man feels obligated to perform oral sex on a woman, then upon arriving "downtown" finds a bush that ressembles the Amazonian Forest (something that requires a bushhog rather than a razor to trim).

At this point a man may perform "the dolphin dive" which emulates the form of a dolphin jumping or the classical dance move "the worm" which brings the man back up face to face with the woman. Thus, avoiding the awkward experience of notifying a woman that eating her vagina would be like chewing dental floss

Friend: Lapz did you go down on her? What'd she taste like?

Lapz: Nah man I had to do a dolphin dive

by Soft French Dick March 3, 2017

Davetarded

a total gay idiot, who's really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for shit, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and fucks up everything he does, who wanks all the time and pisses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..

"dont u dare say im ugly"
"okay your davetarded"

by harrylc October 17, 2008