December

1) The month when you jerk like fuck and nut all over the walls and floor and even in the family dog to make up for November.
2) The month when Christmas is celebrated.

"I can't wait to nut in December."
"It's December, let's put up the Christmas decorations"

by BoloNotHere November 8, 2022

December 27

The day the most unexplainably perfect guy was born. A guy I never thought I would like, but now we're in a situation ship. I love that one guy who was born on December 27. I hope me and him end up together.

That one guy born on December 27: It's my birthday!
Me: I love you.
That one guy born on December 27: Wha-

by HwangHyunjinsgirlfriend December 4, 2022

15th December

A mad person who likes attention and compliments, they made them feel more epic and more confident. Innit boys?

15th December people are a class clown that everyone finds them underrated but they can be too annoying but thats okay because they are epic and they deserve the choccy milk!!

Everyone wants to be them, they have almost every talent so if you're born in 15th Dec, show them watchu got 😎🤘

A: did you born on 15th December?
B: hell yeah im the best

by succyourmamatoes November 29, 2019

Smackhead December

Every December starting December 1st ending December 31st, is where you smack a bald persons head. it can be your grandma, your grandpa, your mom, dad anyone :)

Omg it's smackhead December let's smack Uncle Bill's head

by I dont know what to think of December 7, 2019

IT december project

Y'know, whenever youre feeling december vibe, and you got an IT project. Thats right, IT december project time. Can be used as a response.

Her: man up and fuckign talk to a boy, all you can do is harasss girls 24/7 get a life

Me: IT december project

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by Bingus January 2, 2021

28 December 2009

Birthday Of Professional Gamers Or
Professionals in Music Or Is A Great DJ And Is incredibly Good-looking

Wow that guy is so handsome he must be born on 28 December 2009

by ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ " wheres the shit?" December 9, 2021

Please Shave December

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.

Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.

by Thedude12345 November 11, 2014