expiration date

something that is not printed on people

timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die

by raybeez April 8, 2022

Facebook Fresh-by Date

The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.

Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.

Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.

by ADPS III March 12, 2014

National fake date day

You act as if your a real couple by calling each other cute nicknames, FaceTiming, hugging and maybe even kissing

Did you hear it’s national fake date day?

by Lateran -.- September 26, 2021

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

date rape face

one who possesses the face of a date rapist.

I can't believe she is marrying him. besides he has date rape face.

by Adrian Hasenfratz September 26, 2008

smaer daer

n, v, ag:
org. Vernon, BC. Brainchild of two strange saltspring characters, SmaerJer and SmaerDor. Its like, "smaerd" dude, all over the place in my house.

That was some "smaer air," "Smaerjer"

I wish you wouldn't "smaerdaer" me like that.

Get some of your "smaer daer" on that.

I got "smaerd" missioning last weekend. The hos were sloppy.

by Urbanonymous November 5, 2005

watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence

Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.

by sssssc September 13, 2008