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Donkey Kong 

A word used to describe a person who is on Ketamine
"I am Donkey Kong, King of the Trankle!"
Donkey Kong by DuttyManH August 28, 2007

donkey dick

a person who you know sucks cock but doesn't want to admitt it
donkey dick by Sh3 Wh0 KnOwS All January 19, 2009

donkey laugh 

to laugh like Lorna Sales
when ya make lorna laugh
donkey laugh by Sam .f June 1, 2003

Donkey Punch

When playing a multi-player game the act of killing two dueling players while they are fighting each other. See more info Respect the dual.
Man I came in that room and donkey punched them. I don't respect the dual ever.
Donkey Punch by SAW BABY! June 15, 2013

donkey kong 

Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."
Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
donkey kong by machBailz May 31, 2007

donkey dick

slang for processed meat salami, strassburg etc
When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"

My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"