Fire Crotch

A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.

Look at that sonofabitch fire crotch, Jimmy, he's gay!

by BlackFoxx December 28, 2005

taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.

Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.

by John_K July 2, 2006

Fire Crotch

Red headed person. Why do we call them that? Cuz there crotch hair is obviously red so ITS ON FIRE!

Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair?
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.

by Meggie May 13, 2005

crotch warmer

Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F

Guy 1: Man...It freezing out here.
Guy 2: Here, have a crotch warmer.

by Tedu53 December 27, 2008

Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009