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Galactic Cowboys 

One of the greatest Metal bands that no one knows about. Originating from Houston in 1989. Daringly combining crushing metal riffs with beatle-esque vocal harmonies, this band created music that was unique to the point that most people couldn't begin to comprehend its complexity. They called it quits in 2000, much to the dismay of many hardcore fans.
Man, I wish this band sounded more like the Galactic Cowboys!
Galactic Cowboys by RnR Freak March 27, 2009
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Cowboys fans 

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.
Cowboys fans by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020

[Dallas Cowboys] 

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.
Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
[Dallas Cowboys] by Sprax January 15, 2009
A man-whore who is chronically online and likes to show his body to people he met online
Thomas is such a comboy, he showed his cheesy smelly dick to so many e-girls!
comboy by anonymous May 5, 2023

cowboyed 

Taking advantage of a friend's unmanned computer by changing the desktop wallpaper to a homo-erotic image.
Angry Tom was pissed when he saw that his computer had been cowboyed.
cowboyed by silvernuts April 9, 2009

hyde park cowboys 

The objective of the organization shall be to teach the youth of our organization the basics of football, cheerleading, teamwork and to firmly implant the ideas of sportsmanship, honesty, loyalty and integrity. It is the belief of this organization that these young athletes, through their participation in the sport of football and cheerleading, will develop the qualities of leadership, responsibility and self-respect. It is these qualities we hope will contribute to their personal growth as well as the growth of the communities that we represent .
hyde park cowboys is an organization for youths ages 7-15 to teach and play football/cheerleading

Salty Cowboys 

Salty Cowboys are a Sponsored, Professional Fishing Team based out of Madeira Beach, Florida's West Coast. The Salty Cowboys are popular and highly recognizable by their patriotic uniforms and straw cowboy hats. They are also know for their hunting prowess.
The "Salty Cowboys" are weighing in another big fish for the WIN!
Salty Cowboys by KINGrasii November 15, 2018