Coleton

One such being that is less than 5 feet tall. He is not usually a very bright young child because he was dropped on his head as a baby. He sucks at everything athletic, academic, and otherwise. This boy shall never get laid; with his 2 inch long dong.

Coleton is called Double Downsy

by Applelover December 17, 2012

come

Sexually deprived girls usually spell CUM this way.

Don't come in my mouth, come in my house and cum in my mouth.

by Celo C November 25, 2006

comatose

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean

by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007

Why come?

A question, similar to "how come?" but with more emphasis on the motivations of the subject

"Jimmy your mother and I are getting a divorce"

"Why Come?"

"Because she is a no good skank"

by Mattconno October 3, 2008

come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

by BmsGrad January 1, 2009

Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

by BustaNutz May 8, 2013

Come-hithered

To finger a vagina in a "come hither" motion.

Michael come-hithered me last night and finally hit my g-spot!

by PrincessWatkins September 20, 2017