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columbus

a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.
by megisfruity September 5, 2021
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Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.
by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021
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Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.
Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.
by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021
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columbus'd

To be the first one to find something out in your group of friend
Yo dawg, Josh keeps talking about this new indie band he knows that has "only few million views". He thinks that he columbus'd it even though we invited him to their concert awhile back and he said no.
by vietnamesestonksman October 12, 2021
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Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.
Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021
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Columba

Columba or Colmcille was an Irish abbot and missionary evangelist credited with spreading Christianity in what is today Scotland at the start of the Hiberno-Scottish mission. Name means Dove. Usually Handsome, charming Individuals with a bit of mystery to them.
Columba is a person's Name

Columba means "Dove" in Italian
by Old Celtic November 23, 2021
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Columbian Drugmule

a sexual act of pouring cola in yo homies ass; sticking your cock in his anal region, sucking the coke out of his ass, and spitting it in his nose
Gave Terry the “Columbian Drugmule” last night, he did the alaskan spit dragon on me later that day.
by BigChuckmcCluck December 13, 2021
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