Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC 

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

Shakes the clown 

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

Shakes the clown by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

Arse-clown 

A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.

John - "He's so stupid."
Bob - "No, he's an arse-clown!"

Arse-clown by Peter 01988 January 6, 2008

Man clown 

A female who will do anything for her man even though it makes her look stupid.

Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.

Samantha: damari cheated on me again
Danielle: you better not take him back

Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye

Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown

Man clown by jazzy_vilar September 22, 2018

international clown day 

international clown day and week is celebrated by Directioners ( One Direction Fan) every year on 23rd july since the band when on hiatus, so If your A Directioner please go back to the circus and Happy International Clown day

we are directioners and we are clowns , yeay

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CLOWN DAY / WEEK

international clown day by hula ray July 25, 2020

Weymouth Clown 

A kidnapper dressed as a clown located in Weymouth, MA. He drives around in a van and tries to coax children into his van.

in 1980 the Weymouth Clown drove all around Weymouth seeking out children.

Weymouth Clown by Bob Gruszka March 13, 2009

FlipFlop The Clown 

A clown with an extreme foot fetish. He has a song called "Feet On My Face" that became an instant hit amongst both the juggalo & fetish community. FlipFlop The Clown Travels the country sucking toes!

Oh my God, it’s FlipFlop The Clown!

FlipFlop The Clown by FlipFlop The Clown June 2, 2020