Bonderwinkled

An intense inebriated state brought on from an over abundance of alcohol (usually tequila) and second-hand weed smoke.

I went to the party last night and got totally Bonderwinkled.

by Briar’s Mom July 4, 2023

Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.

Brande is a giver not a taker.

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Blonde

The feminine spelling of "Blond"

I change my hair color from blond to blonde after transitioning.

by coveted seed July 23, 2023

blonde Fonzie

A blonde woman as cool as Fonzie…

Kelly Harrington is a blonde Fonzie.

by TherealLdubbs July 27, 2023

Blondering

Typically when a blonde is wondering around confused

Have u been blondering lately

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023