Bronte is a girl who is loved and hated at the same time, by the same person. She is first off beautiful, and second off a complete bitch at times. A Bronte is known for being consistantly bitchy and mean towards everyone, she is also known for lying and leading guys on. Bronte also, has a secret side of her that's waiting to Party and get laid constantly, but overall Bronte is a sexy and ,if you get to know her, sweet girl.
by Arealmansman July 11, 2010
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This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.
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This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.
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Example #1
(On the phone)
"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"
"Nah, I can't"
"Why?"
"My little pony is on next"
(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)
"HELLO?"
...
(Hangs up)
Example #2
(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)
GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"
BF: " No."
GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"
BF: " I still love you..."
GF: "It doesn't seem like it"
BF: " I do i swear!"
GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"
BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"
GF: " WHY???"
BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"
GF: " your a what?"
BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"
GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"
BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)
GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"
BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
(On the phone)
"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"
"Nah, I can't"
"Why?"
"My little pony is on next"
(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)
"HELLO?"
...
(Hangs up)
Example #2
(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)
GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"
BF: " No."
GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"
BF: " I still love you..."
GF: "It doesn't seem like it"
BF: " I do i swear!"
GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"
BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"
GF: " WHY???"
BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"
GF: " your a what?"
BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"
GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"
BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)
GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"
BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
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Get the Brontosaurus mug.The unspoken rules and regulations of bronyhood, as defined by the MLP:FiM TV show; these rules include love and toleration, being loyal, expressing yourself, and encouraging others. Bronies live by the brony Law because they have mature applications and are useful in some situations; mostly flame wars on the internet.
Brony Law in action:
Hater: Bronies are freaks without lifes.
Brony: you crossed the line. Prepare to be loved and tolerated.
Hater: Bronies are freaks without lifes.
Brony: you crossed the line. Prepare to be loved and tolerated.
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Male fanatics of an animated show for little girls called My Little Pony. They are either homosexuals/bisexuals or heterosexuals who will be converted into homosexuals/bisexuals in the future.
They will defend this with the pride they do not have and claim that you have a masculinity complex and are afraid to be effeminate because you'll look gay. This is a contradiction since everyone knows that there are masculine gay's also e.g. (Prison).
Most of them seem to have bestiality fetishes and even worse pedophilia, this can be seen in the memes made by bronies which sexualise the show and receive many likes and comments by bronies e.g. (any meme website that allows such content).
They will defend this with the pride they do not have and claim that you have a masculinity complex and are afraid to be effeminate because you'll look gay. This is a contradiction since everyone knows that there are masculine gay's also e.g. (Prison).
Most of them seem to have bestiality fetishes and even worse pedophilia, this can be seen in the memes made by bronies which sexualise the show and receive many likes and comments by bronies e.g. (any meme website that allows such content).
This is one of the lighter posts (not too sexualised)
Meme Website:
Post = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - What pony do you would kiss?
Likes = Over 20
Brony Comments -
1.I’D WORK MY ASS FOR A JOB FOR AT LEAST 50 BITS THEN HAVE THE FUN OF MY LIFE
2.No question, I would kiss AJ. And I would make the absolute most of it. To the point where it would make Big Mac a little uncomfortable.
3.If i was a girl… or gay… i would totally kiss shining armour to piss the living hell out of cadence… sounds gay… but cmon, that would be hilarious.
(now here you can see how this show slowly alters the mind, "If i was a girl... or gay" - don't worry continue like this and you will be)
Meme Website:
Post = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - What pony do you would kiss?
Likes = Over 20
Brony Comments -
1.I’D WORK MY ASS FOR A JOB FOR AT LEAST 50 BITS THEN HAVE THE FUN OF MY LIFE
2.No question, I would kiss AJ. And I would make the absolute most of it. To the point where it would make Big Mac a little uncomfortable.
3.If i was a girl… or gay… i would totally kiss shining armour to piss the living hell out of cadence… sounds gay… but cmon, that would be hilarious.
(now here you can see how this show slowly alters the mind, "If i was a girl... or gay" - don't worry continue like this and you will be)
by (>'0')> February 20, 2013
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