Brain Dead Content

Media or literature that is so stupid it does not require a single brain cell to understand the context

“Dude, I’m so high I can only watch brain dead content like on YouTube right now…”

by Lurain January 13, 2023

brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023

Brain Grass

1. A term used to describe Marijuana for a student or employee who is productive at school or work. 2. Breeds creativity through the consumption of Marijuana.

I smoked some brain grass before writing my paper.

I need brain grass to do my best work.

by Stoner_student January 21, 2023

Brain tingles

Hey, it does tingle! How did you know!?

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Brain cage

I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.

Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"

God "Okie dokie."

Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"

God "Sounds fun."

Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*

Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."

*Later in the forest*

Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."

Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"

Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."

Cain "You're not a snake tho-"

Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈

Cain "A cube?"

Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."

Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*

Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."

*Back at the farm*

Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁

God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"

Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"

God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."

Abel "AAAYY!!"

Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"

God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"

Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*

God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"

Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"

God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳

Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"

God 😮 💨

Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."

God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Brain Drain

Brain drain:

When someone receives every written or spoken phrase as having a possible sexual reference or meaning.

When your mind is in the gutter; pervasive dirty thoughts or usually sexual in nature.

"Sorry, I've got non-stop brain drain today."

by JB21007 March 7, 2023

Brain Cable

Term for when 2 people think the same thing at the same time when they are not in the same place

Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!

by GH27 April 7, 2023